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U.S. President Barack Obama killed in Suicide Attack

LONDON (Wednesday 04/05/2011 04:20pm GMT): US President Barack Obama has been killed in a suicide attack launched using Adobe's Photoshop. This news has shocked the world since the same sophisticated "kill anywhere" technology was used by U.S special forces to kill the world's most wanted terrorist, Osama bin laden, hiding in Pakistan.

Pentagon is investigating how the technology got into the hands of terrorists. However, one authentic resource on the condition of anonymity told Reuters that the technology was apparently transferred by a US soldier frustrated with Obama Administration policies.

Pentagon spokesman, Geoff Morrell, has said that they are looking to shutdown the Internet for two weeks and destroy the suspected hard disks using a virus to prevent similar assassinations.

US Senate has demanded the trial of Adobe CEO, Shantanu Narayen, who was also selected to serve for President's Management Advisory Board, for creating this deadly weapon and not adapting necessary precautions to avoid it's abuse by terrorists. Shantanu, however, has commented that he was totally unaware that his software could be used for counter terrorism activities and he deserves appreciation for that. He said those responsible for training terrorists on photoshop should be blamed instead of Adobe. Adobe also plans on releasing a photoshop update to identify the images of high profile figures to avoid bloodshed.

President of Pakistan, Mr. Zardari told media that he had indicated to Obama to avoid being photographed a couple years back since he had found crucial evidence about terrorists learning Photoshop.

News Update (6:00 pm GMT): Pentagon has issued a statement that Mr. Obama is well and alive and the news of his assassination is fake. However, Tehrik Taliban Pakistan has claimed the responsibility of the attack and mentioned they had buried the original president Obama into pieces according to his family traditions and replaced their own trained person as Obama just after first Photoshop attack on Osama bin laden. Michelle Obama was contacted to verify if she found any changes in Obama on which she stated that she did not find any changes, however, she's excited to see how strong and romantic he has become for the last two days. Weird????

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